seeing how I have it ready, here it is. Chapter 3 of a New Villain in the Parodyverse


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Tue Jul 08, 2003 at 03:36:05 pm EST
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9 p.m, LoR HQ


“good bunny” Donar patted rabito head while the bunny was hopping inside one of his open drawers. Not that Donar left the rabbit in his room often, but he was facing a grim fate indeed, and wasn’t paying too much attention to the animal. Sticking his ear to the wall, he tried to make out the noises from the medical lab where NTU was testing his retina scanner. He couldn’t hear any explosion, or bullets. But then, probably massive rays of destruction made no noise at all.

“ Dost thou think tis safe to go out from mine hidden place?” he kept the one way conversation with the beast, not noticing all the rabbits digestive products staining his underwear “Yeah, I do know…Non very warrior like of me” he said with a hint of shame. He was scared to death of NTU machines. Odin knew, they didn’t need foes. “I do shudder, mine allies art more lethal than most”. Rabito seemed to be laughing at him now. “Ahem..Dost thou think then I should voluntary?.” Grabbing his Mjacolm TM, he blended it to show the beast he knew no fair. A knock on his door made him stop. As he went to open it, he didn’t realize the enemy was inside the house. “Hello beloved Lisa. Art I next to past the test?”
“Indeed” Lisa answered

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9 p.m, LoR HQ (yes, at the same time..)


Lisa was getting impatient. The Dark Night was taking his bloody time to meet her, just because he was incognito in the middle of a drug deal, he said, like if that explained all. She has been showing no concern to the others, but unfortunately couldn’t dismiss the whole matter. With her long legs crossed over the table, and a pencil in her red mouth, she considered what measures should be taken next. Like many others similar times, she missed Jarvis. He had been her closer partner against crime. Minds alike, they had worked well together.
“We were a good team, certainly” a familiar voice behind Lisa’s back answered her thoughts

“Better even pre-retconing, or at least more fun, but yes, we..Now wait a minute. That.. You..I mean.. that cannot being happening” realized Lisa turning quickly on her chair. But there he was, like in the old times. Jarvis, facing her. His old tuxedo and his cynical grin in place.

“Oh, how I have missed you” She quietly murmured, before hitting him hard in the groin with her suitcase. She was surprised when he didn’t even move an eyelash. If you couldn’t rely in this particular hitech trick, how was a girl supposed to defend herself?.

“You have the spirit alright, and you certainly has seen through me sooner than your teammate Visionary” Jarvis said.

“The fact Jarvis is dead, speeded the things. And I take offense of you comparing me with Visionary, second rate nutter, you being the nutter, no Visionary” answered Lisa, watching closely her opponent from the other side of her desk

“I certainly know all of you consider him no more intelligent than an ameba. I have been studying you all of you for sometime now” said “Jarvis” with a small smile. S/He was finding having a conversation with Lisa more interesting that he thought possible and against his best judgment

“Now, you stop there, mister surprise. He is brilliant, a great contribution to the team. He is our leader!” indignantly she shouted, managing somehow a straight face. Who this guy thought he was insulting one of her team. If someone was going to call Visionary an ameba, that should be her..

“I will enjoy killing you softly. Hey, that is the title of one of your movies, right?. I have been getting around, familiarizing with this world.” S/He said proudly

“What? do you want a medal?” said the intrepid woman doing a two-moves learned from Messenger. Helping herself with her hands on the table, she made a spin and kicked him with her vertiginous high heel on the face. This time she just passed “Jarvis”, like if he wasn’t there.

“What are you, a damm ghost?” How the hell was she supposed to keep defending herself against this guy? He would pay for making her to fight against “Jarvis”, that she promised herself.

“You have tried twice mon ami, now is *my* turn” the fake butler said showing a slow grin on his face. Lisa didn’t like the way he could move. The way he approached her, reminding of a lizard, quick and blurry. In a fraction of a second, he was all over her, grapping the lawyer’s hand with arms made of iron. Worst than that, he looked amused at her strugglers.

In that same moment, something exploded and all went dark. Lisa realized someone has used a fume bomb, and noticing the momentary lack of pressure on her hands, she rolled several times on the floor away from her enemy. She wasn’t surprised in the stalest to see herself covered by a cape, and be lead to one of their secret passage connecting with outside.

“Like I said, you took your bloody time” Lisa greeted the Dark Knight


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